I'm an insomniac. It's a fucking curse. I lie in bed but my arms have now taken on the same properties of a washing machine on full spin cycle. It's ridiculous. I have no idea why I am like this, I feel totally drained. I can barely see to type, and yet I still cannot sleep.
The mozzies now this. I can hear the little cunt in the corner of my bedroom. Every time I close my eyes thelittle fucker starts buzzing. It's the sleep deprivation method taught to him at the mozzie Al Qaeda training camp. I know the little fucker is waiting for his moment to attack. Well he can fucking fuck off, I've gone for all out chemical warfare on the little twat. One full bottle of mozzie spray in my bedroom, that'll sort the little shite out. No building your mosques in my gaff pal.
I now fear that if I go to sleep in that contaminated room, I'll never wake up again. What is the lethal dosage to humans of mozzie spray? Anyone? What are the likely effects of me ingesting a full bottles worth? Death, mental illness, hideous blotches, athletes foot?
I have lost the will to live. The fucking mozzie wins. Cunt.
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